Purple Trainwreck by Humboldt Seed Organization is an indica-dominant strain that combines genetics from Trainwreck and Mendocino Purps. Blooming in hues of bright green and magenta, Purple Trainwreck is as colorful as it is flavorful. Exhibiting a rich aroma of bright citrus, pine, and lavender, this indica appeases the consumer chasing a stimulating cerebral experience anchored in full physical relaxation. Its breeders recommend growing this strain in a warm, dry climate or indoors with sufficient space and nutrients.
“Dude, if you plan on seeing your girl in the near future start away from this because no matter how sexy she is you gonna make an excuse to stay home and not give a fuck.
Also I learned how to make the greatest pillow fort in all the land. No girls allowed, just me and my dog Jack (to be fair he came up with the password so I had to let him in).”
“Awesome strain. Make sure you don’t have anything important to do because this one will Steven Hawking you for sure. Great against my chronic back pain. You’ll sleep like an angel who took an overdose of sleeping pills. Be sure to try it.”